Ho Ho Holy Sit Im Drunk Christmas Shirt

T’was the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But the peaceful silence was about to be changed, as Santa this year was the Ho Ho Holy Sit I’m Drunk Christmas Shirt! Well… A little deranged. From their sleep the family was about to be woke, when drunk Saint Nicholas the chimney he broke, with a wiggle a twist, a bang and a crash, Nicholas descended in a black cloud of ash.

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Out of the chimneys he shimmied and shook, when from the top shelf he was struck by a book, with a grumble a tumble, a trip and a fall, Nicholas found his head straight through a wall. Now the family sat watching from the top of the stairs, unsure how they’d deal with these current affairs, then the family remembered they’d left cookies and rum, no longer that shocked he’d wound up on his bum. Look back Ho Ho Holy Sit I’m Drunk Christmas Shirt to Santa who’s finally found the tree, he’s remembered to leave presents they’ve noticed with glee, some red, some green, one yellow and blue, but he’s also knocked down a bauble or a few.

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Then back up the chimney Saint Nick quickly scuttered, with a few ho ho ho’s and an incantation he muttered. Now the house oh the house it did clean itself, with the very first book to float back Ho Ho Holy Sit I’m Drunk Christmas Shirt on the shelf, the family was wisped off their feet back to bed, with dreams of plum pudding filling their head. Not a memory of Nicholas left in their brains, instead now replaced by dancing candy canes, of presents and lollies and of Christmas dinner, definitely no thoughts of them getting thinner.